Wednesday, March 26, 2008

BRACCIO CON PINZA RACCOGLI TUTTO AFFERRA PRENDI OGGETTI

Ovvero: al caval donato.....




Oggi Balenga e’ proprio contenta. La sua amata suocera le ha davvero fatto un bel regalo per il suo compleanno. Da queste parti si chiama “Gopher”, una parola che dice tutto, mentre in Italia e’ importato con un nome semplice, semplice: “Braccio con pinza raccogli tutto afferra prendi oggetti”. Giurin giuretto!(http://www.giordanoshop.com/product_info.php/cPath/198_472/products_id/4860)

La domanda nasce spontanea: Ma come ha fatto Balenga a sopravvivere fino ad ora senza il suo braccio con pinza raccogli tutto afferra prendi oggetti?!?

E chi lo sa? Per adesso Balenga e’ troppo impegnata a riporre il mitico braccio con pinza nella scatola “regali suocera” che nell’ordine contiene anche ma non solo:

  • Quantita’ non precisata di libri illeggibili tipo “Chicken Soup for a Dog Lover”
  • Un pupazzo “Uomo Perfetto” (premi la manina e lui dice che ti ama, vuole uscire a fare shopping e poi coccolarti tutta la sera)
  • Una camicia da notte di un bell’acrilico stile se ti accendi una sigaretta prendi fuoco
  • Due palle ammorbidenti da asciugatrice
  • La quarta serie completa di telefilm cretino (perche’ partire dalla prima serie sarebbe stato troppo sensato)
  • Un dispenser plasticone da appendere nella doccia stile palestra di periferia
  • Un vibro-massaggiatore per schiena e collo con testine riscaldabili

    Balenga non vede l’ora di festeggiare un altro compleanno.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

io invece non vedo l'ora di vedere la pinza. si puo' usare?

glicerina said...

Chi ha pane, non ha denti!
Io vorrei stare in panciolle sul divano e divertirmi come una pazza con il mio braccio con pinza...mi farebbe tanto sognare di essere una donna bionica!

Anonymous said...

Cara Balenga,
mi hai fatto MORIRE!!
Ma vedi, tua suocera ci mette il cuore, nei regali, solo che si lascia trasportare dal senso del drammatico! Se tu fossi rimasta paralizzata e su sedia a rotelle dopo l'intervento, questo sarebbe stato IL REGALO PERFETTO! O magari non ha afferrato del tutto l'entita' della gravita' della tua convalescenza, e ti pensa stesa a letto che non ti puoi muovere, poverina.... E anche in quel caso questo sarebbe stato IL REGALO PERFETTO! Lo vedi, le intenzioni sono buone...

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